Halloween? What? Oh, that's today? Hm...guess the constant costume tweets and lame work emails saying "Happy Halloween!" should've been a dead giveaway.
Just kidding. Of course my ass knew what today was...I've been counting down the days til I can open and that giant bag of candy & steal some of it. Yes, I'm a grown up and bought it but I like to mind fuck myself into self control.
Um...mother fucking C-A-N-D-Y
It's around all year long. I buy a chocolate bar almost every payday but for some reason, it just tastes so much better on Halloween.
Kids in kick ass costumes
Stay home with your boring costumes kiddos (just kidding, you're uber cute too!) and show me something awesome.
The "Monster Mash"
Listening to this song on Halloween is a must for me. I even dance to it, side to side, like I'm mashing potatoes with my feet haha.
Hope you guys have a fun Halloween! Pass out candy, or don't, but if you do, don't poison them or put razor blades in it...that's not cool yo.
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Next week's topic: I Can't Resist Buying...