Did you hear Arsenio Hall got a new talk show? Not to mention that nobody housewife or something, Bethany Frankel...?
Seems like they'll give just about anyone a show now. Then again, that's been evident since those tarded teens started getting knocked up AND got paid to film their disastrous life afterwards.
So yeah, I'm awesome and hilarious and snarky but no one's knocking at my door offering to give me a show. Dummies. They'd be rolling in the g-damn dough.
So until I'm "discovered" I'll have to settle for jotting my randomness - aka: awesomeness - on the web. Which brings me to one other thing...Em & I started a new blog. Yep, another blog. We sure as hell don't promise to always post but we do promise to always put a smile on your face with our bullshit.