Oh hello there. It's been a while.
I know, you've missed me. It's common, cause you know, I'm just that fucking awesome.
Where have I been? Around. Traveling the world, enjoying the sites and spending my billions. Ha! I wish.
Nah, I've been working (of course) and spending lots of time with that new pup of mine. Damn girl is an attention whore - always wanting me to pet her and feed her and shit. Wowza. But it's fun and it's curbed my baby fever (a bit) so that's good.
There have been days when I've wanted to write so bad but the stuff I'd put on here would be a bit of downer since it'd be all "woe is me cause my ovaries are useless and hate me" and a few of my friends are knocked up...I'm so utterly
In real life news, I'm broke and it's almost time for Christmas shopping. Don't really know why I'm even the least bit surprised. Seems like I'm always broke as shit when the holiday's roll around. Damn you and your awesome sales Black Friday! *shakes fist*
Alright, that's all I got today. Oh, that's a lie. I've also got this lil post I wrote -> Things I Said Would Never Happen If I Had A Dog...