Monday, July 8, 2013
I'm So Fortunate...
You know those moments when you're sitting there staring at your husband thinking, "I'm one lucky ass girl to have found a dude this awesome" and then he goes & does something that totally pops that happy pink bubble? If you don't know what I'm talking about then you probably haven't been married very long. Or you're blind.
The other day while watching TV this totally happened. Here's what went down:
Rusty busts ass, looks over at me and says "Yeah, that's right, that's what you signed up for."
I instinctively use my pointer and middle finger to plug my nostrils. Cause you know, I'm totally dramatic that way.
Then he says, "What? I'm just trying to keep you warm the way the primitives did. They were lucky if they had a kariboo skin and fart between them."
And of course I then laughed & laughed because 1) farts are fucking hilarious, and 2) he had a really good point - those primitives had it tough.
I'm the luckiest girl in the whole g-damn world.