1. I had five days off from work & it was fucking glorious. Did nothing but work on blog stuff & watch re-runs of old TV shows. Now, I'm dreading sitting at this boring ol' computer desk. Being a grown up sucks.
2. It aggravates the crap out of me when I get home & realize McDonalds hasn't given me my correct order. Even worse, when I put the straw in the soda and find they gave me diet. *barf*
3. In case you missed it, I recently teamed up with fellow blogger Shelley and created a new kick ass blog. You should totally stop by & say "Hi"...or better yet, follow us. Come on, you know you want to.
4. I kinda don't even want to share this with you guys cause I'm afraid I'll never find them if word gets out but since I love you all so much I'm letting in on a little secret: Levi's new-ish brand deNiZEN is fucking awesome. So stretchy & comfortable w/out looking like fake jean.
5. *face palm* The people of Walmart are literally getting dumber.
6. Word. Men swear we've never seen 8 inches on a ruler before.
7. The chick's hair in the gif above made me think of strawberries. And now I'm really craving fresh strawberries.
8. This was totally my face after seeing a photo of my fat-ness. Dude, it looks like I ate the 21 year old me. How in the fuck did I let this happen? Its gym time yo.
9. Mad Men SPOILER: Never ever ever did I see Don & Betty getting their freak on again. Girl gets thin & she's instantly turns into a tramp. Damn.
10. Have you guys seen the trailer to Jennifer Aniston & Jason Sudeikis' new movie? Looks freakin' hilarious. Hello, sexy Jen!
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