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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Random Thursday: Confessional - Tell Us A Secret



Another week, another topic...but at least it's hours from Friday yo! There's nothing going on this weekend but for some reason I'm pretty excited about it. Guess it's just the fact I don't have to sit at my boring old desk & nod as my supervisor awkwardly talks to me about her cat.

Alrighty, lets move on to this weeks topic:


Ok, don't make fun, I'm totally trusting you all with these embarrassing secrets.

Up until a few years ago (yes, I was an adult) I used to think this sign meant there was an amusement park nearby. No lie, I used to pass them on the freeway and think "holy hell, there sure is a lot of fun stuff to do around these parts." I know, kind of lame but pretty damn funny.

*bows head in shame* I watched this crap ass fake-supposed-to-be-real sex tape.  Not only does she pathetically call her professional porn star co-star "baby", "babe", and asks him to "cuddle" throughout the movie but she sucks at sex. Also, when the cover claims you take it up the pooper we expect you to suck it up & take it like a champ, not some sissy who can only handle a few centimeters. Farrah needs to stop fighting her welfare future cause it's totally gonna happen.
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8 comments:

  1. I love the story with the sign! :) I have to admit that when I came to America I was totally confused by the "PED XING" sign. :)

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  2. Hahaha I love that you watched and admitted to watching the video!! So... it was horrible? No surprise there.

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  3. That is great about the sign!

    Also, hilarious that you watched the tape. It just seems like she's tyring to do whatever she can to stay "relevant" and that's really a shame. There's more to life than being 'famous', and especially for being famous because of a sex tape.

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  4. HAHAHAHA OMG! I love your secrets! Especially the Farrah one. She is so pathetic and stupid! Ive been very tempted to take a peek at the video, but ive only seen the pictures.

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  5. Love both your secrets, that just made me laugh:)

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  6. I'm pretty sure if we had those signs here, I would have thought the same thing. Also now I want to watch it - not for her, but to see how James reacts. He's pretty professional, but I'd imagine he had a hard time (no pun intended) keeping a straight face through some of that.

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  7. I'll never be able to look at her the same now and I didn't even watch the video.

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  8. Why am I not surprised that you watched it? I don't think I could stomach it myself--just seeing her face on a tabloid makes me want to barf. I'm so sick of these girls pretending they're not totally ruining their own lives, and with kids in tow to boot.

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