A girl that wears week old jeans, tore up chucks and a plain ol' t-shirt has no business putting on clothes & prancing around in front of a camera. You'd think I'd know this kinda crap right off the bat but I learned the hard way on Saturday while trying to put together this weeks Random Thursday post.
Yeah, you guessed it, it's a fashion type post. Fucking fail on my part for picking it but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So, I pulled out my favorite outfits and set the camera on a timer. Ugh. There were a few good shots and a hell of a lot of awful one's.
Comical one's for sure. There was one where I thought it'd look cute to sit on my couch, legs crossed, leaning a bit to the side but in the end it just looked like I was a narcoleptic who was caught mid fall into the couch.
Now I'm regretting having deleted those bad boys cause they would've been great for a laugh. Hell, we could've all sat here & made a game out of it like, caption the stupid pose.
|That damn fart's bound to come out if I lay in this position.|
|Good thing this bus stop's here cause it's time for my freakishly awkward leg stretches.|
|I forget, did they say peeing on an electric tower was good or bad?|
So yeah, that'll probably be my last attempt at modeling and I'll just stick to creating fun little collages instead. They're easier... to put together and on my pride.
** I just realized I kept a few of the less humiliating pics so for your enjoyment, cause I love you that much, I'll be posting them on Thursday. Although, my head will probably be cut off cause my hair was in a big ass bun that resembled a dirty ol' birds nest.