Monday, April 29, 2013

Definitely Outside My Comfort Zone

A girl that wears week old jeans, tore up chucks and a plain ol' t-shirt has no business putting on clothes & prancing around in front of a camera. You'd think I'd know this kinda crap right off the bat but I learned the hard way on Saturday while trying to put together this weeks Random Thursday post.

Yeah, you guessed it, it's a fashion type post. Fucking fail on my part for picking it but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, I pulled out my favorite outfits and set the camera on a timer. Ugh. There were a few good shots and a hell of a lot of awful one's.

Comical one's for sure. There was one where I thought it'd look cute to sit on my couch, legs crossed, leaning a bit to the side but in the end it just looked like I was a narcoleptic who was caught mid fall into the couch.

Now I'm regretting having deleted those bad boys cause they would've been great for a laugh. Hell, we could've all sat here & made a game out of it like, caption the stupid pose.

That damn fart's bound to come out if I lay in this position.

Good thing this bus stop's here cause it's time for my freakishly awkward leg stretches.

I forget, did they say peeing on an electric tower was good or bad? 

So yeah, that'll probably be my last attempt at modeling and I'll just stick to creating fun little collages instead. They're easier... to put together and on my pride.

** I just realized I kept a few of the less humiliating pics so for your enjoyment, cause I love you that much, I'll be posting them on Thursday. Although, my head will probably be cut off cause my hair was in a big ass bun that resembled a dirty ol' birds nest.


  1. Oh God that's hilarious!! I'm also hella awkward so I don't know if I'll model or do a collage. Got a few days to decide I guess!!

  2. Haha, I guess I will show my outfits without any posing too. I look like an idiot/clown/idiot-clown when I try.

  3. Hahaha oh my gosh those poses are hilarious

  4. LOL! This post made me laugh because I felt the exact same way when I first received your email about next random Thursday theme, in fact I even considered not joining that day at all...
    But then I went to check out polyvore to see if that was a viable option and then it made me realized how very clueless I really am about fashion, oh well, so thanks for this post, I don't feel as awkward anymore!

  5. I can't get over that girls leg!! it keeps freaking me out.
    can't wait for thursday even more!

  6. If I participate in this week's Random Thursday I definitely will not be modeling! How you described it sounds like how it would be for me but let's make it 100 times more awkward for me. :)


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