Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Ten On Tuesday

*Sorry this is up so late. In my defense, I'm dealing with a hangover from hell. Seriously, I'm fucking dying.*

1. Apparently you lose track of time in Vegas. Who knew? Woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. It's not.

2. My feet hate me today. They're not a fan of all this walking. Cars were invented for a reason & I'm going to use the shit out them today.

3. I'm a complete sissy when it comes to drinking. I had 2 Mai Tai's, a daquiri and a shot of some nasty sweet shit last night and my heads about to explode right now. Who's a light weight? This girl fo sho.

4. There's been serious contemplation to kidnapping Em. I dont want her to go back to Canada :(

5. Room service is the bee's knees.

6. I dont have to go back to work til next Tuesday & I'm already dreading it. Blargh.

7. The fucking hotel we're staying at decided they'd cancel our reservation & refund our credit card when we hadn't checked before 3am. Now they want us to pay cash, which I have VERY little of, and are telling me that it'll all be 'fine' since my credit card will be fully refunded in anywhere from 7-10 days. Oh yay...7-10 days. *sarcasm*

8. People watching is SO much more fucking amusing in Vegas. The best part is when the really young - but fancy hotel - streetwalkers are trying to pick up on these old ass wrinkly dudes. Barf...old dude trouser snake.

9. The only plans we have for today is to visit a sex museum...I'm perfectly fine with this. Bring on the old time sexy photos!

10. Kids. Very impressionable.

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I might be away in drunk town but that doesn't mean I won't need something to read when I'm back. So, create your own 10 on Tuesday & link up w/Amber & I.


  1. Ah, I'm a lightweight too. Hope your hangover goes away. Have fun in VEGAS! You should yell and throw a fit at the hotel. DEMAND and upgrade!

  2. hahaha! Glad you're having a good time!

  3. OMG I totally forgot you & Em were in Vegas this week! Have a BLAST!! And PLEASEEE get old time sexy photos!

  4. sooo jealous of you guys!!
    also that child, hilarious.

  5. I love Vegas...I need to go and get hammered and just not care for a couple of days!

    Hotels suck...I think it's ridiculous the check in time policy in Vegas!

  6. Awwww I'm a little jealous that you're in Sin City! My brother manages a boobie bar on Fremont street..Spearmint Rhino or something like that. Love the people watching in Vegas..have fun :)

  7. You have to tell me how the sex museum was. We wanted to go there Sunday at 4:30 and they closed at 4. Monday was closed too.
    Sorry you had such bad luck with the hotel!

  8. I went to Vegas for NYE one time and my buddy borrowed a big fancy-looking camera from his film class. We decided to take it on the strip. SO many people thought they were gonna be on the news or something with him filming and we got people to do some REALLY dumb (but hilarious) stuff. Fun times.

  9. You're so right about time not existing in Vegas. I feel like it was two weeks instead of a few days. I also feel like I blinked and was back home. So go figure. I'm also thinking of running away to sunny Cali and just hanging out with you guys!


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