Lets go right ahead & talk about the big fat elephant in the room. Apparently my ass doesn't know how to use the English language properly because our topic should technically read "If I WERE Queen For A Day", yeah, I suck.
Hopefully you guys can just ignore this shit & join us. Cause you know what? It's totally worth it. And, we're pretty awesome chicks.
It kind of took me all day to think of these so you better be nice & say they rock.
I would have someone pick all of the RED jelly beans out of the jelly bean bunch cause any other color is gross.
I'd wear a dress like this. Granted I'd probably be bitching & moaning about how heavy and hot it is within minutes of stuffing myself into it but if I'm gonna play the Queen role, I'm taking that shit all the way old school.
I would legalize gay marriage & marijuana all ready. They've been fighting for it so long, just let them have it already.
I'd have an endless supply of this deliciousness. Also, someone would have to follow me around with this platter because I'd want to be able to reach for one (or six) whenever I felt like it.
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