Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Ten on Tuesday

1. Sinusitis is a bitch yo. Turns out my body doesn't care much for the change in weather & gusty winds it's had going on lately. Looks like Claritin's gonna be my bff from now on.

2. Sometimes, at work, I'll lean back in chair just like this & think that exact same thing.

3.  I thought for sure the laundry fairy would've stopped by for a short visit during my sick week to you know, help a girl out, but nope. That bitch done skipped my house.

4. Did you all watch Sunday nights Revenge? How many of you were dying to hug Nolan when he finally realized that lying skank Padma was only jocking him for that computer program? Ugh. I could have clawed her eyes out.

5.  Dont know if you guys are aware of this but I took karate when I was 8 so I'm pretty much a fucking ninja. This is exactly why you should never ever try to surprise me.

6. So my 7yr old god-daughter came over this weekend & we found out she had lice a few weeks ago...since then my head's been itching like a mofo. Seriously, I think I have them. I can feel them all up in there. Ugh. Needless to say, a few inches of hair were chopped off my head. You know, just in case.

7. I know she's supposed to be some sort of amazing fashionista but as far as looks go, I think Nicole Richie is ubber fug. Maybe it's hair? Or her weight loss? Nah, it's just her face.

8. If Rusty was left to do any grocery shopping his list would consist of this...oh, and Dr. Pepper and mini chocolate donuts.

9. It's so much easier to deal with internet friends than in real life friends. I love you guys like my belly loves a delicious chocolate chip pizookie. Thanks for making my life less dramatic.

10. Speaking of interweb friends, Amber & I had a girls date night via video chat last night. I had a blast! If I could have a bi-weekly video chat with all my best blog pals I'd be in heaven.

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  1. Ha ha, I know how you feel about the lice thing. Whenever I hear about any kid in my vicinity having lice, I could scratch my head all day, even if I wasn't really near them. Really crazy.

    And you're not the only one who got dumped by the laundry-fairy. I think she is somewhere partying with the cleaning-fairy and the take-the-garbage-out-elf. Pffft.

  2. I about pee'd myself at "uber fug." Pretty sure that is the best phrase I've heard in a while. But, I totally agree on that...I don't what's so dope about Nicole Ritchie....

  3. Haha! I love the second one! Made me actually laugh out loud.

    She is kind of "fug", but I still like her.

  4. When the kids in my room have lice, I'll itch like crazy! Also, when I rebel and read blogs during my breaks or use my breaks to run errands, I totally feel like a gangsta. All those other teachers are always running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
    Hope you're feeling better today!

  5. Revenge? Holy fuck, I wanted to jump through the screen and throat punch the shit out of Padma. I mean, come on! And I really thought I was going to like her. Nolan just can't catch a break.

    And Aiden totally makes me want to rip my panties off. The accent, maybe? Whatever it is I'd totally let him knock me out any day.

  6. 1. Ugh. Went through that a couple of weeks ago. No fun.
    5. I did karate too! Black belt sitting over here...
    7. It's not just you. Love her fashion but she needs to work on that face. And I don't think that hair color works for her either!

  7. Lice? Ick, Im sorry! I feel you on the sickness. I took some karate too! And my hubs always used to get hostess donettes at the store!

  8. Dude, I don't get the big deal about Nicole. I mean, she sometimes dresses well, but most of the time it looks like she hasn't bought new clothes since she lost a toddler. Plus, for her kids birthday party she got them sugar free, gluten free, vegan cupcakes. WTF?

    I fell asleep watching Revenge. Oopsie...

  9. If you have lice, I'm going to tease you. I'll also donate to the lice shampoo fund because you need to do that before they make babies.

    I think Anne Hathaway is ugly as shit. I don't understand why people think she's pretty. She's not. She has a huge mouth and her eyes are too close.

  10. stop it! you're like the funniest person I've never met and where do you come up with this hilarity... "fug" is quite possibly the best word ever. xo

  11. Sinusitis does not sound fun...at all! Get better soon!
    Lice...yucky. You're making me itch already!
    When the laundry fairy shows up and finishes at your house, can you kindly send him/her my way? kthnx!
    Dude, I'm always gangsta!

  12. I guess my hubby is a ninja too. One time, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up again. I almost got an elbow to the face. Lesson learned! Hahahaha too bad I'm the one who took karate in elementary school and he never has!

  13. I can totally imagine you as a ninja! :)
    And I don't know what is wrong with Nicole Richie. Her eye make up is so terrible.
    Hope you will feel better soon!

  14. That gif made me laugh so hard! And I agree about Nicole Richie. She needs a makeover, she always looks weird to me.


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