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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Ten On Tuesday




1. Im a bit of a people pleaser so I do this sometimes. One time I even ate a sauteed garlic clove cause my MIL told me it was absolutely delicious & just had to try it. Needless to say, it was't.

2. Britney & her fiance have decided to call it quits. Poor Brit Brit, girl can't catch a break in the love department.

3. For those of you who join in on Random Thursday's know that this weeks topic is 'Whats in my purse'; Well the fab Meg has decided she's gonna vlog her post. So, I was thinking about doing it too. BUT, not showing my face, just me rambling on about the crap in my purse. What do you guys think, you wanna hear my sexy raspy-getting-a-cold voice & see my hot un-manicured hands?

4. My smug ass should've known better than to utter the words "oh no, I rarely ever get sick" when someone asked if I'd come down with a cold yet.

5. What I used to tell my skanky friends when they'd ask why I was still holding on to my V-card.


6. Dark/bright colored eye-shadow is not meant to glaze your entire eyelid. It's all about shading; remember less is more. If you're not sure how to do it then put down the make up & ask for help. Save the rest of us from cringing at you.

7. Be mad at me if you want but I'm gonna say it, posting photos of yourself breastfeeding is as awkward as you taking photos of yourself on the pot. Seriously, I'm sure your boobs are all nice & gargantuous but I don't need to see them.

8. Stickin' it to the man.


9. Quentin Tarantino won a Golden Globe for Django, which I think was well deserved, but am a little upset he didn't personally thank Jamie Foxx' dong & hairy man pillows for making such a BIG impact on the audience. For real, if you've seen it you know what I'm talking about.

10. Guys, I want to see this movie more than I want a brownie topped with ice cream. Hilarious shit right here. Watch it.


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11 comments:

  1. Ha ha, I loved Alicia Silverstone back then, very entertaining roles.

    And I'm with you on the breastfeeding photos (but on the other side, I find those giant ponchos to cover everything up while breastfeeding a bit weird, too - feel free to do it, but you don't have to photograph it!).

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  2. Always fun to come this way, thanks for another edition of 10 on Tuesday. I actually like garlic a lot and my favorite way is roasted garlic on the oven, yum!

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  3. 2. Poor girl. I feel like she's still a crazy trying to parade around as a normal person.
    3. Do it!
    7. I love you.
    8. Oh my word. That's funny!
    9. I leaned over to Chris in the theater and said "...is that his balls?" Loved Django!
    10. I can't wait to see that!

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  4. So. I think I'll skip Django then...

    Also? Clueless. Classic.

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  5. Oh you should totally do a vlog. I would love to hear your voice. Glad Meg decided to do a vlog! I am still a little hesitant but maybe someday I will do one too.

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  6. I want to see that movie too!!!!

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  7. Poor Brit-Brit, I hope she finds love/co-conservatorship partner for her dad. Honestly, I had to fast-forward through QT acceptance speech, he's a D-bag to the tenth degree! ...still want to see Django though.

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  8. Tarantino makes good movies. He seems as weird as all get out...and I probably wouldn't want to hang out with him. But I love what he does with history :)

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  9. Clueless is my allllllll time favorite movie. Seriously.

    Do a vlog. I'm doing one. Meaghan (did I spell that right?) is doing one. Peer pressure says you should do one.

    Dude, love the stickin it to the man!

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  10. I want Britney to find love too! She totally messed it up when she cheated on JT.

    I have to make sure I take photos today and write about what's in my bag. I get lazy at times so I should do it now...well, not at work but when I get home.

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  11. #1 made me spit laughing. And $5 makes me think of those people who used to nag and nag about getting a BF. Nothing wrong with being selective, with all the douches in the world. I love that you used a clip from Clueless!! Too fab.

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