*Includes latest GIRLS episode spoilers*
Marnie's always been the hot one of the GIRLS group. She's not very bright, even if she did work at an art gallery and her taste in men has been pretty 'meh'.
But I never ever thought she's give in to this little doucher of a man.
For those of you who don't watch the show, there's no hard feelings if you shut down this page now. For everyone else who sits through weekly episodes of Lena Dunham constantly finding a way of being naked onscreen then you know what I'm talking about.
Booth Jonathan (the gnome in the photo above) is straight up fucking weird. And, not like I pick my nose & eat my buggers weird either, like serial killer status.
In Sunday's episode he managed to talk Marnie into stepping into (and then locking her in) his "greatest invention", which was basically a enclosed area created by TV's repetitively playing images of decomposing animals, crying babies, blooming flowers, and brutality. Psycho much?
But Marnie didn't seem to think so. Her panties flew off faster than a fucking bird about to be hit by oncoming traffic. As if the TV thing wasn't cuckoo enough, dude then climbed on top of her & managed to do this awkward ramming motion, which may or may not have been his version of sex, while she described how his creepy doll that was watching them was feeling.
Is it just me or am I the only one that would've beat him upside the head with the closest blunt object & ran like hell the minute he asked me to step into a small enclosed area? Fuck that shit.
Run bitch, run.