Monday, January 28, 2013

GIRLS: The Episode Where Marnie Fucks A Psycho

*Includes latest GIRLS episode spoilers*

Marnie's always been the hot one of the GIRLS group. She's not very bright, even if she did work at an art gallery and her taste in men has been pretty 'meh'.

But I never ever thought she's give in to this little doucher of a man.

For those of you who don't watch the show, there's no hard feelings if you shut down this page now. For everyone else who sits through weekly episodes of Lena Dunham constantly finding a way of being naked onscreen then you know what I'm talking about.

Booth Jonathan (the gnome in the photo above) is straight up fucking weird. And, not like I pick my nose & eat my buggers weird either, like serial killer status.

In Sunday's episode he managed to talk Marnie into stepping into (and then locking her in) his "greatest invention", which was basically a enclosed area created by TV's repetitively playing images of decomposing animals, crying babies, blooming flowers, and brutality. Psycho much?

Hells yes.

But Marnie didn't seem to think so. Her panties flew off faster than a fucking bird about to be hit by oncoming traffic. As if the TV thing wasn't cuckoo enough, dude then climbed on top of her & managed to do this awkward ramming motion, which may or may not have been his version of sex, while she described how his creepy doll that was watching them was feeling.

Is it just me or am I the only one that would've beat him upside the head with the closest blunt object & ran like hell the minute he asked me to step into a small enclosed area? Fuck that shit.

Run bitch, run.


  1. GROSS. He is so, so, so, so, gross.

    And I hate that they took screen time away from Hannah and Elijah's coke bender. Well, until they showed up at Booth's apartment and Hannah bitched Marnie out - that was amazing.

  2. I have been saving Girls season 2 and couldn't help but read this post. A little bit of a spoiler, but sooo interesting! I love that show. It's so rad. Cannot wait to get caught up!

  3. OH MY GOD. I just figured out where I've seen Booth Jonathan before!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

    Maybe you already knew he was in The Lonely Island. I did not.

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  5. You might hate me for this, but I like Booth Jonathan. I know, I know. Well let me clarify, I liked him BEFORE the weird sex/doll scene. I liked his assertiveness of his character, mostly because I think that show is full of characters who are 'confused'. I mean, the weird sex/doll thing didn't scare Marnie away, she's into it.

    ...Jorma is my favorite member of The Lonely Island too - so I'm sure that has something to do with it. (I'm quite possible the only person in the world that has a favorite Lonely Island member, LOL)

  6. Sometimes I can't believe how stupid Marnie is. Every normal person would just run away. But no, she lets that guy lock her up in that weird art thingy and then sleeps with him. Poor girl.


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