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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Todays Word Of The Day Is: Flaccid


I must really make it sound like I'm not getting laid or something cause in the past 24 hours I've been bombarded with spam comments about Viagra.

Now, I'm not gonna lie, there have been a few dry spells but none that call for this amount of attention.

Not only are these spammers insulting my love life but they're also annoying the fuck out of me since my phone chirps every time I get a new comment. Lets just say, I had to turn my phone to silent while I slept last night or I wouldn't have gotten any damn sleep.

I don't think I would have minded so much if these comments would've at least had penis jokes in them or something. If you're gonna piss me off then have the decency to make me laugh at the end. You'd think these Viagra peeps would know that there's gotta be a pay off in the end.

Morons.

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Speaking of flaccid*, have you guys seen the trailer for this new Zombie romcom? It's so cheesy but I'm totally gonna watch it.


*rigor mortis doesnt last forever.

6 comments:

  1. LOL, that is funny! Perhaps Viagra should consider changing their advertising to just Penis jokes, I am sure that would be much better!

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  2. Ack, that would be so annoying.

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  3. I love the word flaccid and I feel like it's not used nearly enough.

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  4. i saw that trailer when i was watching breaking dawn (don't judge) and i thought the same thing... cheesy but going to watch it anyway haha.

    everytime i hear the word "flaccid", i think of the movie Bad Boys when mike told marcus "we're gonna put the word flaccid and my mom's titties in this little box and we're gonna throw this bitch in the ocean and the only one who can open this box is motherfu*king jacques cousteau". i love that movie.

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  5. I am so going to watch this movie...it does look cheesy and you know what, I should Mike and he actually wants to watch it too. But first...I must read the book.

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