Now, I'm not gonna lie, there have been a few dry spells but none that call for this amount of attention.
Not only are these spammers insulting my love life but they're also annoying the fuck out of me since my phone chirps every time I get a new comment. Lets just say, I had to turn my phone to silent while I slept last night or I wouldn't have gotten any damn sleep.
I don't think I would have minded so much if these comments would've at least had penis jokes in them or something. If you're gonna piss me off then have the decency to make me laugh at the end. You'd think these Viagra peeps would know that there's gotta be a pay off in the end.
Speaking of flaccid*, have you guys seen the trailer for this new Zombie romcom? It's so cheesy but I'm totally gonna watch it.
*rigor mortis doesnt last forever.