1. I wish the nail polish on my hands would last as long as the one on my toes.
2. It's really more of a tease.
3. Does anyone else watch Copper? Cause all I want is for someone to agree with me about how fan-fucking-tastic Sunday's episode was. All those revelations, wow.
4. Dear fashion bloggers, please stop throwing your amazing sense of fashion in my face. Also, how the fuck do you make those annoyingly bright ass skinny jeans look so good? Ugh.
5. Have any of you seen the show, Workaholics? Rusty's been playing it randomly throughout the night while he plays computer games & I crochet and it's seriously never fails in making me laugh my ass off. Also, instead of saying 'ejaculate', we totally say e-jack now...and then giggle.
7. You know what I've been craving like a mofo? Chick-fil-A chicken strips & waffle fries. Lunch today? I'm thinking yes.
8. Guess who's hosting the 2013 Golden Globes? That's right, move over Ricky Gervais, cause the ladies are here to show you how it's done. (I swear, they better not fuck this up.)
9. You know those giant popcorn tins that they sell around Christmas time? I want one of those giant fuckers jam packed with jalapeno cheese popcorn cause it is so damn delicious.
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Tag, you're it. Create your own random 10 on Tuesday & link up here so I have something to read while I'm avoiding work. I mean...alright, whatever, it's true.