The candy holiday is here, Happy Halloween!
I can only imagine how excited dentists are right now, just thinking of all the damage we're doing to these kids teeth with all that delicious candy...new car, next years family vacation...all paid for by little Timmy's rotten ass teeth.
Am I saying you shouldn't let your kids go out & collect mounds of chocolaty goodness? Hell no. All I'm saying is you should take about 95% of it for yourself, be a good parent, save little Timmy's teeth from that awful cavity monster.
I know what you're thinking, "what if I don't have a kid?" Well, it's easy. Borrow one.
That's what I'm doing.
Rusty & I are taking our god-daughter trick-or-treating tonight & at the end of the night when she thinks her little paws are gonna get all of that candy, we're gonna help her out by taking a part of it. You know, for her own good.
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Also, I didnt end up dressing up this year. Too much work.
But, I did manage to find my nifty cookie demon monster t-shirt that I got for free like 2 years ago... minimalist Halloween win!
|please ignore the muffin top. stupid black, it's not slimming at all.|