Monday, October 1, 2012

Honesty Is The Best Policy In My Marriage

Just because I'm married doesn't mean I can't be an in the closet slut.

Not in real life, of course. I'm talking more about being a slut in my head, in my hypothetical little brain world.

The great thing about my marriage is that I don't even have to hide it from Rusty. Yep, there are zero secrets up in this relationship.

While watching the latest New Girl episodes, which btw I missed SO fucking much, I randomly blurted out to Rusty, "I'm not even gonna lie, if I lived with these three guys I'd totally fuck 'em."

Definitely random. Absolutely true.

And, Rusty wasn't the least bit surprised by it either. His response was, "yeah you would," without even looking up from his computer.

That's love right there, guys.

Out of the three, I'd probably take a run at Schmidt first. He's a lot of talk and I'm curious to know what he's really packing under the hood.

And now I feel like playing one of my favorite games:  Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one...

Fuck - Schmidt
Marry - Nick
Kill - Winston

Tag, you're it. Go!


  1. I have always had a thing for Nick. Not even sure what that's about. But I think the writers have been catching on and one of these days Jess & Nick are hooking up. They seem to be the closest for some reason. I have to agree 100% with your F-M-K list. So curious about schmidt too! And winston, eeh... he's just sort-of there. PS Please tell me you've watched the Mindy Project. omggg best new show ever!

  2. Totally agreed - Winston gets on my nerves sometimes. You might want to consider hypothetically killing Jess's annoying friend (what's her name?) instead, though ;-)

  3. honesty is most definitely the best way to go.

    Just found your cute blog through the big giveaway! I am excited to follow you and read more! Would love for you to stop by and follow along if you'd like :)


  4. I feel shameful to say I have never seen the show. I KNOW. But god dammit, VH1 Reality Shows pull me in and I can't quit them. I just can't.

    Matt is fully aware that if Robert Pattinson and pretty much every fictional character I'm obsessed with came to the door I would cheat on him so fast. And I'd probably leave him and the kids for in the sack bliss. YOLO. (I feel like a douche for pulling that one out, but it was appropriate)

  5. ha I love this show. I totally agree with you. I don't think I could live with those guys without some "slumber parties" ha!

  6. Probably my favorite show, as it's one of the only ones that truly makes me laugh until I cry. I too agree 100% with your FMK list. And I love that they are carrying the douche jar into another season. <3

  7. You got it right girl with the fuck marry kill. You are ON POINT. Love it.


  8. Love this show! Haven't watch much as tv here is WAY behind! I agree with your FKM list! My choices exactly!

  9. So I do not watch the show. However, your relationship sounds an awful lot like my relationship. Every time Scott calls he asks if my boyfriend is here. And to be half a world away, you've gotta have a lot of faith in your spouse!

  10. I have to show Winston some love. Especially after the recent episode with the girly drink and him singing and dancing.

  11. Hahahaha!! You crack me up! Love New Girl!

  12. You are awesome, Lin! I love that show and I laughed so much when I saw Nick singing in the shower!
    Have a wonderful week!


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