Just because I'm married doesn't mean I can't be an in the closet slut.
Not in real life, of course. I'm talking more about being a slut in my head, in my hypothetical little brain world.
The great thing about my marriage is that I don't even have to hide it from Rusty. Yep, there are zero secrets up in this relationship.
While watching the latest New Girl episodes, which btw I missed SO fucking much, I randomly blurted out to Rusty, "I'm not even gonna lie, if I lived with these three guys I'd totally fuck 'em."
Definitely random. Absolutely true.
And, Rusty wasn't the least bit surprised by it either. His response was, "yeah you would," without even looking up from his computer.
That's love right there, guys.
Out of the three, I'd probably take a run at Schmidt first. He's a lot of talk and I'm curious to know what he's really packing under the hood.
And now I feel like playing one of my favorite games: Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one...
Fuck - Schmidt
Marry - Nick
Kill - Winston
Tag, you're it. Go!