1. Champagne is the devil. Those stinkin' bubbles did a number on my head the morning after my cousins wedding. It felt like I had been hit in the head with a sledgehammer...never. again.
2. Never give me anything to hold onto because chances are I'll lose it. Seriously, I sometimes lose the glasses that are already on my head.
3. Today, this is especially true.
4. I'm wearing a new pair of skinny jeans today & when I say I feel like a tightly wrapped sausage, I'm not exaggerating. I swear these fuckers weren't this tight in the store. Also, I hope no one sits behind me at any point today cause I've got major plumbers crack going on.
5. Apparently Ragu sauce has magic powers that'll instantly take away all life scarring images of your parenting boinking. IMO, there's not enough Ragu sauce in the whole fucking world to get those images out of my head.
7. Jennifer Aniston is (finally) engaged...this makes me so happy. Team Aniston forever!
8. You know, there are just some things I don't care to know about Betty White. I prefer to think of her as the forever prudish Rose on Golden Girls, cause you know, old people never have sex. N.E.V.E.R.
9. Grimm is back! I was so tempted to stay up extra late to watch the season premiere last night but I just couldn't keep my damn eyes open, so now I can't wait to get home & watch it...love this show.
10. In case you missed the news, the always awesome Random Thursday has two new hosts! Em & Sarah have jumped onto the RT fun train & we'd totally love you forever if you'd join us. This weeks topic is 'Current Obsessions' and I gotta say, my list is already pretty damn long, especially with all my favorite TV shows coming back. No idea what this link up is about? Pftt...no worries, check out my past posts here & don't forget to sign up for our weekly RT newsletter here to always stay in the loop.
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