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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Clean Up On Aisle 2...We Have An Emotional Mess


Anyone interested in spending the next few days at my house in sunny (feels like living on the surface of the damn sun) southern CA?

I won't charge you rent or anything, you can do whatever you want while I'm at work; watch TV all day, play dress up with my (frumpy) clothes, do my laundry...hey, can't blame a girl for trying.

Only catch: you have to have homemade baked goods ready for me to chow down on as soon as I walk through the door.

Also, the freezer has to be totally stocked with LOTS & LOTS of Vanilla Bean ice cream.

Mmm...warm brownies topped with ice cream.

Needless to say, it's that time of the month. I'm a fucking mess, people. And, as if it being around wasn't already a giant pain in the ass, I also have to prance around in a bridesmaid dress & heels, pretending to be happy and non-cranky for my cousins wedding this weekend.

Kill me now.

Good news is the wedding's in beautiful San Diego!

And, even though I won't be swimming carelessly in the beautiful ocean (read somewhere that sharks can smell the blood...eek!) or enjoying hot fancy-hotel-hanky-panky time this weekend, you can bet your sweet ass I'll be inhaling that free continental breakfast like it's being outlawed.

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Hope you guys are having an alright day. Mine's about to get a tid bit better...

*shuffles off to the nearest vending machine for chocolate*

9 comments:

  1. San Diego will put you in a wonderful frame of mind. It is beautiful. What a pain to have to deal with womanhood on such a great weekend.
    Enjoy your chocolate as well as your breakfast, lol! Maybe she will have chocolate wedding cake!

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  2. Oh no! I’m in the exact same boat as you, except the wedding I’m in is in Oregon. Hope you don’t feel too bad and get to enjoy your weekend! :)

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  3. bahaha. sorry you're suffering, dear. but really... i would consider coming and baking and eating ice cream. i mean, if you could pay for travel and the sweets... sounds like a good deal to me! :) I hope the suffering goes away in time for the wedding

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  4. Ha! Oh if only there was some sort of legit listing for this on Craigslist. {sigh}

    hope your week improves and the wedding is a blast! And I hope they have an open bar too!

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  5. I am suffering too at the moment. :) We could suffer together!

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  6. *licks chocolate off my fingers* sorry, what? I was too busy snacking on my reese's and yorks I have stashed in my fridge and freezer. Have fun in San Diego!! And yeah. I told hubs that walking outside today was like walking directly into Hell and there may as well be flames encircling me.

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  7. DUDE, continental breakfast is the shit! I'll be in your boat next week, minus the wedding. Hope you have fun in San Diego (my favorite SoCal city!) and hopefully there's an open bar at your cousins wedding :-)

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  8. Ugh! I HATE that time of the month. I swear not having one was one of the best parts of being pregnant.

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  9. Mmmm...continental breakfast
    xoxo

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