Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Clean Up On Aisle 2...We Have An Emotional Mess
I won't charge you rent or anything, you can do whatever you want while I'm at work; watch TV all day, play dress up with my (frumpy) clothes, do my laundry...hey, can't blame a girl for trying.
Only catch: you have to have homemade baked goods ready for me to chow down on as soon as I walk through the door.
Also, the freezer has to be totally stocked with LOTS & LOTS of Vanilla Bean ice cream.
Mmm...warm brownies topped with ice cream.
Needless to say, it's that time of the month. I'm a fucking mess, people. And, as if it being around wasn't already a giant pain in the ass, I also have to prance around in a bridesmaid dress & heels, pretending to be happy and non-cranky for my cousins wedding this weekend.
Kill me now.
Good news is the wedding's in beautiful San Diego!
And, even though I won't be swimming carelessly in the beautiful ocean (read somewhere that sharks can smell the blood...eek!) or enjoying hot fancy-hotel-hanky-panky time this weekend, you can bet your sweet ass I'll be inhaling that free continental breakfast like it's being outlawed.
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Hope you guys are having an alright day. Mine's about to get a tid bit better...
*shuffles off to the nearest vending machine for chocolate*