Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Tan Lines = Pain In The Ass
You see these horrid tan lines?
Yeah, that's me. Obviously.
Or maybe not so obvious. Either way, now you know :)
Needless to say these fucking tan lines are super ugly & have been there for like ever. Probably. Honestly, I don't really know because I almost never wear these types of dresses.
But, in exactly 2.5 weeks I'm going to be in a wedding that requires me to wear a strapless dress, like the one in the photo and I need to rectify this double color situation before then. Only thing is, I don't like the sun cause it burns & makes me sweat like a fatty and I'm to broke for those tanning places.
I know, I'm not really leaving too many other options except of course those self tanning lotions you can do at home.
I've given it a lot of thought (not really, I mostly just ran out of time) & I think that's the route I'm gonna go cause I'm cheap & lazy. However, I'm horrified that I might come out looking like freakin' burnt carrot.
So if you've ever tried a self tanning thing-a-ma-jig I'd really appreciate your advice on what you used & how not too make myself look like a scary ass oopma loopma.
I've heard (via reliable youtube) L'Oreal's Sublime Bronze Tinted Self Tanning Lotion & Neutrogena's Sun Fresh Sunless Tanning Lotion are pretty good. If you've tried either (or others) I'd love to get your input.
So yeah, help a two-toned girl out.