I had a fabulous time in Vegas this weekend but truth be told I'm to old to party like a 21-year-old. My feet can't handle hours of dancing in heels, my ear drums can only stand so much bass, and my organs can only withstand so much smoke & alcohol damage. So as great as an experience as it was I'd have to say the buffets and low key music lounges are where my behind belong.
The good news is I came back with a few tidbits of info for you guys...
Wearing tiny/skin tight clothes is the new black.
No lie, most of the dresses these women were wearing to these clubs were so tight they could have been painted on. I believe I was the only one that had free movement in their clothing. Talk about being the odd man out. Even the chunkier gals were sporting outfits that showed off every dimple & crease. I suppose no one told them you have to leave somethings to the imagination, like what kind of hairdo your kitties sporting .
Dudes will say anything if they think they have a chance of getting laid.
Telling a girl she's "beautiful" and bragging about driving a Lexus is not gonna automatically make her panties drop. Well, not all girls. Yes, we like to hear we're pretty but when you tell one girl that & then unknowingly tell her cousin the same thing two minutes later, you pretty much just cock blocked yourself. We don't want to hear about your parents being rich, how 'bangin' you think our body is, or the fact that you can supposedly read palms (total lame excuse to obtain some physical contact, btw). Stop trying so damn hard. It's a bit pathetic. Chicks like a guy that plays hard to get.
No one cares if you dance like a penguin.
No one dances exactly alike but lets be bluntly honest, there are just some people who should have their dancing shoes revoked. But in Vegas, no on gives a shit what you dance like. I witnessed a lady doing the Roger Rabbit, a man doing the sprinkler, and a couple grinding so hard on one another that I thought the friction of their bodies was gonna start a fire. Did anyone care? Hell no. They were all busy either getting drunk, shaking their asses on the dance floor, or trying to get laid.
Excessively flirting with guys for free drinks is the norm.
Poor saps. I witnessed so many guys being played for free drinks, it was really quiet sad. Girls use their 'assets' to the full extent in order to get their drink on. My gay cousin actually lead a guy on for about 1.5 hours just so he could keep shelling out that dough for her drinks & then tossed his ass aside when she had a buzz going. Wise up fellas, buy a girl one drink & then cut her ass off. If she ditches you after that one drink then she's not into you. Move on.
Any flat surface is a dance floor.
This includes couches, tables, desks, bars, bar stools, benches...well, you get the idea. Some women will use any flat surface to dance on & act all slutty if it makes them the center of attention. Does this mean they probably didn't get enough attention as a child? Probably. Is it still very entertaining? Fuck yes.
(warning: lower the volume before playing this video)