Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I'll Either Be Dead Or A Superhero...Hoping For The Latter
Did you guys see this tweet yesterday?
Yep, it's disgustingly true.
I thought the muffin was a bit tough when I first bit into it but didn't give it much thought since I was so damn hungry. It wasn't until half of it was gone and I was wrapping it back up that I noticed the other end was fuzzy.
Now all I can think of is that green fuzz somehow making it past my stomach acid & infesting my insides or my face & taking it over. I've never been much of a hypochondriac but this shit is for real. Guys, I'm scared. And still VERY grossed out.
No lie, I'm totally envisioning something horrific happening in my body. If anything good can come of this I just hope it's some sort of awesome superhero power. Not something useless like Aquaman though, he kinda sucked.
And for the record, I didn't return it. Holding that thing in my hands for one more second longer than it takes to huck it in the trash wasn't worth the $1 I paid.
Lesson: Inspect everything thoroughly before it goes into your mouth*.
*that's what she said.