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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

I'll Either Be Dead Or A Superhero...Hoping For The Latter


Did you guys see this tweet yesterday?


Yep, it's disgustingly true.

I thought the muffin was a bit tough when I first bit into it but didn't give it much thought since I was so damn hungry. It wasn't until half of it was gone and I was wrapping it back up that I noticed the other end was fuzzy.

*gag*

Now all I can think of is that green fuzz somehow making it past my stomach acid & infesting my insides or my face & taking it over. I've never been much of a hypochondriac but this shit is for real. Guys, I'm scared. And still VERY grossed out.

No lie, I'm totally envisioning something horrific happening in my body. If anything good can come of this I just hope it's some sort of awesome superhero power. Not something useless like Aquaman though, he kinda sucked.

And for the record, I didn't return it. Holding that thing in my hands for one more second longer than it takes to huck it in the trash wasn't worth the $1 I paid.

Lesson: Inspect everything thoroughly before it goes into your mouth*.


*that's what she said.


21 comments:

  1. Omg I would have barfed everywhere!!!!
    Keeping my fingers crossed for an awesome superhero power!!!

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  2. That's so gross! I've reached into a bread bag to make a sandwich before and didn't notice the fuzz until I had pulled my hand out and was closing it back up.

    A good thing to keep in mind though, food is usually out of your system after 12-24 hours. Yay!

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  3. good luck in staying alive!
    do you feel sick at all?
    because you seem to be blogging just fine, so the sickness has not gotten to your eyes or fingers yet. That can only mean one thing... you're a super hero. Clearly you are a muffin themed super hero, like ... you know. Little Miss Muffin? yes.

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  4. 1. Gross. I'd be absolutely horrified.

    2. I ADORE a good "that's what she said" joke. You seriously have no idea how much cooler you just got in my eyes.

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  5. that is just Nasty with a capital "N".

    Hoping you don't turn into a zombie! {kidding}

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  6. How are you feeling? Do you have superpowers yet?

    That's pretty gross. But in full disclosure, I've cut mold off the corner of a piece of bread and ate it. I was poor & lazy. Please don't judge.

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  7. That is horrifying! I can't believe that! I hope you're surviving but please continue to gives us updates on your well being!

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  8. ew seriously. I already have the worst gag reflux when it comes to bread.... I think I'd officially be done with it if I were you!

    I hope you are okay now!

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  9. Oh, your poor thing! But don't worry, your stomach acid will destroy it! The worst thing that can happen is that you get diarrhea. :( But I am sure it is already out of your body!

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  10. Oh no lol! Last year I kept drinking an EXPIRED V8 Fruit Juice bottle for a week. Every time I drank it I'd literally go to the bathroom thinking I was going to puke (never did). One day it clicked, maybe it's the juice. Then I looked at it was a month old. I'm a moron.

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  11. I feel your pain! But rest easy knowing I went through something similar and came out unscathed. I was actually working nights at a hotel and I hit up the vending machine for a package of cupcakes. The first one didn't taste quite right, but I was hungry so I ate it. Then I bit into the second one and saw that the cream had basically turned to a glob of mold. It was probably one of the most horrifying moments of my whole life!

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  12. Not that I condone doing this, but I'm trying to make you feel better - my aunt has been known to cut the mold off of things, like bread, for instance, and eat the rest of it. She hasn't died yet. So as long as you didn't specifically bite into the fuzz, I'd say you're fine. *nods head convincingly*

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  13. Yuck, I hate when stuff like that happens. I have bought stuff from the store that was super expired and that makes me crazzyy.

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  14. BEST delivery of a "that's what she said" joke I've heard in a while...I'm clutching my sides laughing!

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  15. OMG I feel you! One time my hubby ran out and got us some cheese cake from Winn Dixie. He cut me a big slice (in the dark) and gave it to me. So there I sat... on the floor. In the dark, looking at it... it was strange looking. I ate about 3-4 bites when I realized it wasn't right. I went and turned on the light... It was covered in GREEN FUZZY MOLD!!!!!!!! I about barfed! As long as you aren't allergic to penicillin, you are juuuuuuust fine!

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  16. I saw your tweet and I didn't reply to it because I just didn't know how to respond. Plus, a little puke came up in my mouth so I got distracted. That's horrible. I feel bad for you.

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  17. I just about gagged reading this, and then cracked up at your that's what she said. But still, makes me second guess the food I don't inspect (shiver).

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  18. I've done this before. More than once. Gross.
    xoxox

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  19. Aquaman does not suck -- he is awesome!

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  20. Ive been there. But my dad was such a mold nazi....if something was moldy he would insist that it was just ripe and scrape off the moldy part and use it anyways. so since I endured so much questionable food as a kid i can over look some it now. Like moldy bread...if the crust is moldy I will rip off the moldy bit and use it anyways. (ew I know.) there are limits though. and I would be totally grossed out if I discovered what I was eating was moldy!

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