1. I might still be in my 20's but my brain holds in information like I'm 89. I'm actually putting together a 'to-do' list for Friday because I know I'll forget it all by then.
2. There are people who create art & then there are people that buy it. I attempted to become part of the hip artists over the weekend but it wasn't as fun as I thought it would be & I kinda sorta sucked at it & gave up. No lie, that etching shit is hard yo.
3. Don't fuck with me when I'm hungry. I will bite your fingers off like they're bacon wrapped sausages.
4. Who knew finding a cute coffee mug would be so damn difficult. I've been searching for over 2 weeks & have yet to find one that doesn't have '#1 Mom' or 'Best Dad' all over it. Not everyone's a parent dammit. My poor mug swap buddy, bet she didn't expect to paired up with such a knit-picker.
5. Julianne Moore as the wacko mom in the 'Carrie' remake? Yeah, I can see it. She can be super hot but I can already hear her saying "they're all gonna laugh at you!" all pyscho like.
6. My life's been so mellow lately that I feel like, for once, I have nothing to really bitch about on here.Strange, I know. It's honestly been driving me bonkers but I guess it's a good thing. Well, not for you guys, but for me it is.
7. For fucks sake, no more music shows! Enough with this singing bullshit. That's what YouTube is for.
dude just automatically went up to a 7.5 in the do-able scale because of this video.
8. The effort has been made but I'm afraid I wont be able to conquer the so called 'sexual beast' that is 50 Shades of Grey. I've made it to the fifth chapter & skimmed through most of the previous ones. It's boring as shit. Ana is sort of pathetic and I find Christian to be a bit of a creeper. I know he was most likely buying rope & tape from Ana in chapter 2 or 3 for some BDSM sexy play but the fucker sounded like a straight up serial killer.
9. True story: We once let our front lawn get so overgrown that our 'Hank Hill-like' neighbor came over & mowed our lawn. He did't say anything about doing it but one day we came home & it was freshly cut. I was embarrassed at first but them realized if I just let it keep growing & letting it become the unruly lawn on the block then I would never have to pay a garner.
10. Anyone who's ever claimed they've eaten a pot brownie on "accident" is liar. L-I-A-R. They taste just like like pot you dumb fucks, there's no way you could not have known, unless of course you've never in your life tasted a regular chocolate brownie, which is doubtful. So get your head out of your butt & fess up to you doing it because you wanted to. It's not like it was heroin. Geez.(end rant)
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