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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I'm So Mellow I'm Pissing Myself Off...

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So...yesterday's 10...they were pretty intense. Guess I had a lot of stuff (cuss words mostly) tucked away.

If I'm gonna be completely honestly, I have to say that I felt more like 'me' in yesterdays post than I have in a long time. I don't know what it is but I've been sort of mellow lately.

And truthfully I don't know what to do with that cause it's like living in in a strangers body. No lie, lately there's been a lot of this coming out of my mouth:

"She was nice", instead of "wtf did she mean by I looked pretty today? Is she saying I dont normally look pretty? Fuck her."

and

"That's not very kind" instead of "Really? You're going to cut me off mid sentence like it what I have to say doesn't fucking matter? Oh hell no."

See, it's like my feist has decided to pack it's bags & take a vacation (something that bastard definitely didn't clear with me). This new nice me is really beginning to creep me out. Don't get me wrong, I'm still over here cussing up a storm but I'm being more passive aggressive than I used to be.

Even after I received an email telling me I was being sued for posting some bullshit photos of Lindsay Lohan's flabby ass on the beach, I didn't freak out. All it really got out of me was a "huh...that sucks" and then went grocery shopping.

So any-who, if you happen to see any sappy or cute posts with rainbows & kitty cats saying "I wuv you" around these parts just know that's it's not really me, it's that nice bitch that just won't go away.


5 comments:

  1. Hmmmm....you're not preggers, are you? I always got really nice when I was knocked up.

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  2. Now that you're talking about it, I think I've been more mellow that usual, too. I mean, I'm still a spaz, but not as bad as I usually am around this time of year (my busy season).

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  3. It is okay to be nice bitchy sometimes...I mean who doesn't love a little glitter in their life. I like being mellow, it is learning to handle the crap that we face each day.

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  4. This made me laugh so much, just when I needed it. I feel as though I've been the same recently, too much time in primary schools. But I need to remember gone myself too. Thank you.

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  5. This happened to me once. Then I got on the bus and it quickly passed.

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