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Thursday, May 31, 2012

I Feel, I Want, I Need, I Wish...



I saw this on Natalie's blog this morning & since I hadn't really planned on putting anything up on this here little space today I thought 'why the hell not put up more random crap about how I feel'. So here you go, a post all about me & my feelings. 

I know, I can totally sense you're excitement.

I feel... surprisingly good for only having slept 4.5 hrs. I know you mom's out there are laughing your asses off since that's probably a good nights rest for you but that's like a nap to me. Let's hope this high that I'm on lasts long enough to get me through the work day or else they'll probably find me under my desk snoring it up like mofo.

I want... to be paid for writing on this blog. Not anyone else's blog or for writing a book, that's too much work.

I need... to get my butt to the post office to send Sar a package, get some ice so this kink in my neck can go away, buy the tickets to the He Is We concert (yes, I'm going!), and cash a refund check so I can buy tickets to The Black Keys concert before they sell out.

I wish... I had a personal assistant that worked for baked goods so they could help me get all the shit in the last paragraph done. Any takers?

I watched... The Real Housewives of O.C. last night & am wondering why the network couldn't have made a show called "The Living Paycheck to Paycheck Housewives of O.C." cause I could definitely be the star of that show. People could watch me prance around in my holy chucks & 2yr old yoga pants, they'd tune in for that eyesore awesomeness for sure I tell ya.

I am... currently sitting at work, avoiding doing any actual work.

I love... Target's awesome dollar section.

I hate... my pot belly. Ugh, I really need to get on those leg lifts & sit ups and stay away from Chick-fil-A's milkshakes.

I hurt... in my left neck area. It sucks to not be able to turn your head.

I hope... today goes by super quickly cause it's my Friday bitches! (jk, you guys aren't bitches. maybe.)



7 comments:

  1. Do you only work Mon-Thurs because it seems like you have every Friday off? I wish we had summer hours but we don't so I just rot inside my cubicle with nothing to do all summer long.

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  2. I might have to steal the idea. Haha. :)
    4,5 hours of sleep is not enough! But yeah, I am not a mom. :) So I need at least 6 hours. Or I get really crappy.

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  3. I love reading your blog, you always make me laugh and plus we totally think alike!

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  4. I'm going to admit to you that I have really truly been a bitch today. And I'm responsible for answering the majority of phone calls in the office. Not an awesome combo. But I don't care. If anyone says anything about how mean I am I'll just stab them or something.

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  5. I wish I could PA for you across the nation! If you can think of a way to do it, I definitely will!

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  6. One of my greatest "during the school year" laments is that the school district has Blogger blocked. Probably a good thing for my productivity though. I can't really avoid work when I'm there :)

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  7. I hate my pot belly too :(

    Target is the shit!!!

    And it is Friday bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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