Road rage is a no-no in my book.
Especially when it's not me who has it.
Cutting me off, not using your turn signal, following too closely, and honking your horn for no goddamn apparent reason makes me want to throw a paper bag filled with steaming dog feces at your
The key is to remember is that we all have somewhere to get to and the best way to get there alive & without dog shit on your
Well, someone didn't follow those rule the other day & so they're now feeling my internet wrath.
I was on my way to exchange something at Starbucks and I was about to make a right hand turn onto a 2 lane street when a stupid car driving towards me decides it needed to get somewhere quicker than I did and put the pedal to the metal and cut me off (almost causing me to crash into them) instead of waiting it's turn.
|Yeah, I totally drew this myself|
No lie, this turd monster was driving like a maniac in a residential area. Like any other driver with common sense, I laid on my horn to relay my enormous frustration & threw my arms up while yell "what the fuck, asshole!?" Needless to say they didn't give two shits that they could have caused an accident & continued to speed away.
I'm very aware I had a teeny case of road rage right then, please refer to the second sentence in this post.
Until of course we met again...at Starbucks.
That's right that idiot driver was a girl in her early 20's, apparently trying to show off how bad ass she was to her bar stool body boy toy. She didn't know I was the person who'd given her the one finger salute a few minutes before but I knew who she was (her shitty little white Honda Accord with pink Hello Kitty dice hanging from the rear view mirror sorta gave it away).
Oh, yes, I fucking did.
And because I couldn't get my revenge by slashing her tires that day, I do after all work for law enforcement, I am now posting a photo of her bad driver "ass", eating her too tight shorts.
|Looks to me like her mouth wasn't the only thing in a rush to eat something.|
Petty revenge complete.