1. Someone please dim the light that's coming off the fucking sun. My retinas can't handle it so they're taking it out on my head. My poor poor aching head.
2. If you couldn't tell from the above, I still feel like crap thanks to this gruesome cough/cold thing I've had since last week. Seriously guys, take your vitamin C cause this sickness will knock you on your ass & keep pushing you down whenever you think you're strong enough to get back up. Bully.
3. Big Headed Todd just turned a catchy song into an awesome song -->
4. Arizona, Arizona. First you mess with the illegals and now you're trying to take on the women and their birth control. Don't you know you'll lose? The power of the vag is intense, you definitely don't want to piss it off. You've been warned butt munchers.
5. I'm going to have to find the girl that wrote this & smack her upside the head. Doesn't she know she's making all women look bad? Honestly, "work out or fuck my face"...really?! Mine would read "finally pick up your dirty underwear off the floor or scrub the pee off the bathroom floor".
6. Was it just me or was the season finale to The Walking Dead pretty lame? Honestly the only awesome part came at the end where they showed that kick ass Michonne will be in season 3. Love it!
7. I just looked at my paystub for Friday's payday & realized I didnt have enough sick time for the time I took off work last week. Fuck...that's almost $400 missing from my check. This is not good. Not good at all. Damn you germs, you've taken my health & now my money!
8. She hurts my brain.
10. Lately it's been slack off central at work & it either needs to stop or I need to get better at pretending to look ubber busy cause the boss lady is looking to do my review sometime soon. I wonder if senior citizen Malibu Barbie likes Starbucks? Yeah, I'm totally not below kissing ass. Truth is I get paid way too much for the little I do around these parts.
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