My brain's doing that thing again. The thing where you have all sorts of ideas to write about when you're not in front of the computer and finally when you are, they're all fucking gone.
I hate that thing.
My life's been pretty boring as of late. I have zero vacations planed and find myself being super jealous when I read about other peoples awesome weekend plans. There was a time when I imagined myself actually saving up enough money to go to Cancun for a week but now I can sit here & laugh at that silly idea.
I overspend. A lot. I honestly couldn't tell you on what because I'm wearing $20 Target shoes & holey pants that I bought 1.5 years ago. My hair needs to be trimmed but that will most likely be an at home job and I haven't bought make-up in 2 years. Don't judge.
I accidentally typed 'hand' job in place of 'home' up there & I laughed. Hard.
You know how sometimes you wash a pair of socks but one of them mysteriously gets 'lost' in the switch from washer to dryer? Yeah, I think that's what happens with my money. It's a conspiracy to drive me broke, I tell ya. At least that's the only reason I can think of why I'd be dressed like a hobo but spend money like I'm shitting it out.
This post seriously is going nowhere so if you're still reading you may be pretty disappointed right about now. If it makes you feel any better I'm smiling at the simple fact that you even made it this far without asking for the last minutes of your life back.
Sorry, but you can't in fact have it back.
Today's my Friday so now that this random brain dump is coming to a close I must go forth & continue my charade of pretending to do work when in fact I'm actually watching last nights Modern Family & Suburgatory episodes instead.