It's 6 years today & you're still here.
Fuck. I guess you weren't' fucking around when when you said you loved me & this was a forever thing.
It feels just like yesterday I was a mouthy 19 year old girl saying I would never be tied down by any man. Then at 20 I met the fella that would change everything...of course it didnt work out & then you came along & I figured 'what the hell?'...just kidding.
This post is to say thanks for sticking it out for this long, lover. There's never a dull moment when I'm with you. And even though you can manage to piss me off like no other, you also make me happier than I've ever been so I figure that cancels all the bullshit out.
You're my best friend. My life partner. My tuna.
And because I'm a super lame (but still very awesomely cool) wife & didnt get you a real gift, you get this -->
You're welcome. And, there's no need to thank me.
Unless of course it's with diamonds. Cause' I'll totally take that.