Wednesday, January 11, 2012

"A Dollah Makes Me Hollah, Honey Boo Boo!"

If you already know what this post is about by simply reading the title then you get 10 points & a kick to the shin because:

1.) you've been spending too much time watching online videos (get to work, slacker!)


2.) you're one of those weirdos who watch Toddlers & Tiaras. (tisk tisk)

Just so you know, I'm neither. Rusty is. He's actually #1, spending his afternoons on the net, tracking down videos he'll think will make me laugh.

This one did not. Ok, maybe just a little bit.

After the initial shock wore off & I was able to shake off that "wtf?" look, I laughed.

Little Alana's crazy dancing, ebonics-like talk, dramatic gestures, her somewhat pathetic mom (aka: the coupon queen), her belly grabs & the fact that she actually says "a dollah makes me holla, honey boo boo" and accompanies it with a few head jerks totally got me.

And it was all cute fun until I realized someday she will grow up & most likely procreate or even worse her mom will continue to procreate...eek. I'm really hoping most of this was exaggerated for the show because if not, our future is in trouble.

Also, why the fuck are they throwing around toilet paper like that!? Don't they know some homes out there *cough* mine *cough* are having a TP shortage?

That shit's expensive.



  1. "That shit's expensive" - no pun intended?

  2. Toddlers and Tiaras is where I go my song... "I'm a cutey! cutey apooty! A shaking my booty! At Scooty Wooty!

    he hates it!! the cat.

  3. WOW! As a mandatory reporter I wonder if I am required to report this...I knew there was a reason I don't watch that show.

  4. This is so disturbing, yet kind of hysterical at the same time. I always see clips from this show on The Soup, but have never actually watched an entire episode. I'd like to know what's in that special juice.

    My favorite clip from T&T is of a girl named Mackenzie that's a first class brat. Type " The Dish: Toddlers & Tiaras" on YouTube and it should come right up.

    I found your blog from Leeann's Follow Friday and I look forward to reading more!

  5. That is completely crazy! I've never watched a clip from the show before... So thanks for broadening my horizons! (I think, lol)

    It was a good laugh for sure!


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