Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Ten On Tuesday

1. I had a list of like 8 things for today's post that I created over the weekend but left it at work. You know, the place I was supposed to be at today instead of bumming it in bed with Rusty.

2. If you're one of those women who's bodies bounced back to it's tight fit self after carrying around a human in it for 9 months then I'd just like to say "Congratulations...I hate you."

3. Bad Teacher = Bad Movie

4. After 8 yrs of marriage, this is one awesome compliment.

5. I plan on only giving each kid 1-2 pieces of candy on Halloween versus the handful we normally give because that shit's expensive & I only bought 2 bags (or as Rusty put it, we're on a level 3 candy ration). Rusty's also decided to stay away from the front door in case kids decide to revolt.

6. Could this be any more adorable?!

7. Sometimes I like to talk in an English accent. Especially while watching Law & Order: UK...I've also found that I'm really bad at it. fyi: this hasn't stopped me from trying.

8. Seeing the hubs carry our new nephew has got my ovaries going buzurk so I suppose you can say we're "trying" now. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. For this week anyway. Or until I get tired of the clean up...I never knew how easy I had it.

9. Please tell me I'm not the only one that has a love/hate relationship with a certain blog. There's this girls' blog that I've read for years but she recently changed her blog direction & now I can't stand her, yet I can't stop reading. It's like I like torturing myself with stupidity.

10. CA state taxes, car registration renewal fees, school system, gun laws, you suck! All you really got going for you now is the nice weather, hot waiters trying to be actors, and great beaches...work your shit out or you're going to loose your residents to Texas or Nevada. None of which I'd like to actually live in but I will do. Especially if you continue to charge me 60% of my car registration fee as a 30 day late fee.


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  1. Nevada is not that much cheaper, I promise. Texas is where it's at.

    Also, I promise to change the direction of my blog back to the way it was before. ;p

  2. 1. I hear ya. I totally forgot to write down anything this week and have been wracking my brains to think of anything!

    2. Tell me about it. I hate those moms who have better bodies than I do. I figure they're not actually human.

    3. Agreed. I was very disappointed.

    4. AWESOME! A lot of people probably disagree, but I think that's a great compliment to get anytime (from your partner, though - not some creepy stalker type. Just to be clear.)

    5. One of the up sides of living in a secured apartment building. There are only two kids on our floor that I know of.

    7. I love that show. I watch it when I've run out of SVU.

    9. You're not the only one. A few blogs have been like that for me. Sometimes it's cos the writer's life veers off in a direction I can't relate to, other times it just falls off inexplicably. I always keep checking in the hopes that it will regain former wittiness, but so far no luck.

  3. 1. HA! I've actually started thinking about my Ten on Tuesday all during the week. Thanks for that!

    2. Bitches. Tight-assed, thin-thighed bitches.

    3. Thank you...my BFF watched it and also gave it two thumbs down. I'll pass now.

    4. Hell, I'm happy when my dog gets wood.

    5. I am Halloween SCROOGE this year. No decorations out. Pffft. I don't even want to hand out candy.

    6. sweet.

    7. HA! Me too. I like to say the following things: Guv'nor, Blimey, Bloke, and 'Arry Potter!

    oh also bangers and mash.

    8. Try it. You'll like it! Yuck on the clean up. A true gentleman will make the towel-run for you though, so you don't have to try and walk to the bathroom with your knees together.

    9. I have no clue who you're talking about.

    10. Minnesota is ok in this respect...hey, we don't have to pay taxes on clothes! But we also get screwed with property taxes. At least, I used to. Oh the renter's life.

    Thanks for the giggles!

  4. *I was hoping Bad Teacher could have the f word in it a few more times.
    *I adore boys with English accents, but COULD NOT understand the 5 minutes I watched of Law & order UK one night. sigh.
    *I swear everyone I know who lives in LA is moving to NYC

  5. PS fingers crossed #9 is NOT me

  6. 4 is indeed an awesome compliment - oh yeah! I have a sick sense of humor, 'cause I'd have been impressed by getting a card like that and laughed my head off!

    6 is VERY adorable.

    9 - oh shudder, I so get that.

  7. Aw your daughter is so cute!

    Not sure whose blog you are talking about lol but I will say that I'm not fond of bloggers with attitude. You know, the ones who think they are above you and your blog isn't good enough? I may not respond to every comment right away but I try real hard to comment back to everyone. Isn't that a bog part of blogging? Making friend? Oh well :)

    Hope you're having a good week!

  8. I am just in love with this entire post! And that card would be the sweetest thing to get!

  9. p.s. I feel bad but I'm SO interested in what blog you're talking about! It's definitely not me, 'cause nobody's been reading my blog that long and I'm still as focused on awkwardness as ever. And I can't think of any blog I read that's changed directions - it's going to drive me crazy trying to figure it out!

  10. I must know what blog you are referring to! So exciting about your ovaries being put to use again. :)


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