Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Ten On Tuesday

1. Today was one of those mornings where sleeping 20 more minutes beat out taking a shower. And in case it's still not clear to you, no I did not shower today & I'm totally alright with that. Also -->

2. I don't think it should be allowed that you can be close friends with your boss. It gives certain people an unfair advantage at work and being the impersonal slacker that I am, I'm not cool with that. We should all hate our boss equally as much.

3. While every woman without kids is trying to figure out what slutty ass costume to wear for Halloween this year, I'm over here trying to figure out who's kid I can borrow for the night so I can get my hands on all that delicious candy. Nom nom nom...

4. They always say it's best not to lie to your kids, right?

5. Last nights episode of 'The Big C' was SO good! I cried happy & sad tears fo sho & I'm definitely keeping my fingers crossed that they don't really kill him off.

6. There are 88 days until Christmas. Holy shit, I'm not ready for this. Maybe I'll take up Rusty on his Christmas in Las Vegas idea.

7. I treated Rusty to a Red Lobster all you can eat shrimp lunch on his birthday & if you guys ever eat there make sure you try their Pina Colada Dipping Sauce. No lie, it's like a tropical mouth orgasm! I don't even like shrimp but I ate it dipped in this...I also ate everything else dipped in it but whatever.

8. In regards to above, Rusty found me this kick ass blog (CopyKat Recipes) that shows you how to replicate all of your favorite restaurant food, including the Pina Colada *super enjoyable sauce. Check it out, it's one of the good ones.

9. It doesn't get any more epic than this -->

10. It's so true that you never want to do something until you can't. Our oven stopped working about 2 weeks ago & all I've wanted to do for the last week is bake. I'm sure once it's back in working order though I won't touch the damn thing. Of course.

*I originally had the word 'orgasm' in there but Marla pointed out that it basically sounded like I was talking about tropical jizz, ha-ha and that wasn't the case.

I'm adding the linky again for those of you who want to write your own '10 on Tuesday' post & want to link up so others can check you out...



  1. 1. There are days that I value sleep more than smelling good and looking refreshed. That's why deoderant & light smelling perfume was invented. Here's to catching 20 more minutes of sleep.

    2. I totally agree with this!

    3. If we lived close, you could borrow my kid and share the profit. I know I may or may not do that this year, lol.

    4. true that...and there's alwasy Viagra.

    6. shut.up.

    7. Mmmm.

    Thanks for the awesome ass song...and the recipe link!

    And yeah...why oh why does it always happen that way? Stupid oven.

  2. 1. I have done that too - more times than I care to admit.

    2. If I hated my boss, I would quit. That's easy for me to say, because I'm the boss:)

    3. Halloween Candy rocks - if I wasn't on a diet, I'd buy alot and eat all that was left over since hardly anybody ever comes around here anymore - all the kids go to the mall.

    4. They shouldn't advertise for Christmas until after Thanksgiving. Thank goodness for online stores:)

    7. Huh? What? What happenned to Spago BH? I don't get it.

  3. Excuse me while I continue to laugh my ass off at "orgasm sauce" for the next 10 minutes. Think about it...

  4. #1...love the Halloween idea.
    #2...Christmas is NOT that close. Really?!
    #3...Betyy White will always still be hot. LOVE her.

  5. You should do Vegas for Christmas. I am running from Christmas too and spending it in NYC with the hubby.


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