Thursday, July 28, 2011

I'm Not A Killer, I Just Don't Pay Attention

Rusty's only allergic to 2 things (that we know of), mushrooms and bee stings.

Up until last year I thought the extent of his allergic reactions to either would be itchy eyes and maybe some bumps on the skin. Let's just say I'm one of those 'I have to see it with my own eyes' kind of people because honestly I thought he was full of shit when he told me his throat would close up and he'd start getting all blotchy and puffy.

You may have noticed I said 'up until last year'...apparently Rusty had a hunch that I didn't believe him so one day while at the market he decided to pick up a tightly packaged assortment of ugly grey mushrooms. Within minutes dude was wheezing and his skin was turning all spotty just from touching the package.

Bravo...point taken.

From then on I've been very very careful about checking that the food we make or buy doesn't contain or has been contaminated by mushroom(s) in any way. So far, so good.

Until yesterday.

Because apparently, I subconsciously want to kill my husband or I wouldn't have bought him something that could kill him or make him look like marshmallow man Will Smith up there ↑

I was so sure that after reading through all the 1,500 unhealthy ingredients in that damn Hungry Man Salisbury Steak dinner I bought just for him that it didn't contain any mushroom.

Wrong! I neglected to focus my attention on the big ass mushroom pictured on the front of the box & the 3rd listed ingredient.

*palm face*

Note: Rusty was not harmed by this product. Luckily his light bulb is a lot brighter than mine & noticed the mushrooms on the giant front cover.



  1. Lies! I beloved murder was afoot. Good thing your Sharp as a tack hubs was able to spot your devious attempt and ending his life and collecting the life insurance. Now I just lie in wait until its my time for revenge. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. LOL that's funny. I would of done the same thing if it meant Ingot the whole bed to myself. (kidding!)


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