Thursday, June 23, 2011

Toilet Seats & Hoof Like Shoes...That's What It's All About

I'm a total scatter brain today. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that it's my Friday and for some reason I feel like it's the last day of work until I go on vacation...except I'm not going anywhere but home to do laundry.

Wuah wuah wuah...

So, I don't know if it's evident but I don't have a lot to do at work. I mean there's always something to be done but the fact is that I'm just too good at my job. Ha, excuse me while I toot my own horn *toot toot* (not to be mistaken for farting).

I finish everything pretty quickly & then end up on Google, asking if disposable toilet seats actually protect you from anything. Seriously, I did that. See, I have evidence-->

I also have a lot of time to gossip about celebrities (<-- that link totally takes you to my gossip blog, fyi) where I post pictures of celebs wearing stupid crap like these shoes:

(Click photo to enlarge. Although, I'd rethink it.)

Oh, Salma...as hot as you are, what the heck were you thinking when you put those funky hoof-like-things on your feet this morning? I swear if she'd fall into a pool she's just sink to the bottom, ha-ha.

After some research I found out that these hideous things are made by Balenciaga & aren't' cheap. How NOT cheap are they you ask? How about $5,300.00 not cheap. Yeah, people are actually paying two mortgage & a car payments worth for those fury fucks.

For that cash I could've gone to the ever so high class Ross & bought enough pairs of shoes to last me 2-3 years.


Tomorrow's Friday people, so turn that frown upside down!



  1. I'm guessing Salma didn't actually buy those shoes. She's just promoting them. And, ummm, it's not working. Neighhhhhh!

    *that's my impression of a horse - did it work?*

    Also, I'm totally disappointed in hearing about the failure of disposable toilet seat covers. Guess I'll have to go back to using my go-girl. Who cares if my urine gets all over the toilet seat? Not my problem - it's the next girl's. ;p

  2. Oh, those shoes are awful! I almost want to tell me best friend who swears by those seat covers that they don't do anything. ha! She'd freak.

  3. I agree. The shoes are horrendous! It is even worse considering that her man owns Gucci! Also, she's worn them before: http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2010/04/23/a-bid-to-save-the-earth-green-auction-salma-hayek-in-balenciga/


  4. You couldn't pay me five grand to wear those! lol

  5. Today is my Friday too. I am taking tomorrow off and spending it with my mom. I am like you, not busy at work. I have stuff to do but I just don't feel like doing it or I do it very, very slowly. Half an hour to go and I am out of here. The sad part is, I have to wait two hours for my mom to arrive at the train station so we can go home together.

    Those are ridiculous shoes but Gaga take the cake with shoes that are unbearable to walk in!

  6. Those is some god awful ugly shoes!!

  7. Holy geeze. And you were worried about the cost of my new running shoes?! At least my shoes are cute! :)


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