Wednesday, June 22, 2011

They Didnt Eat Him But I Think He Was Poisoned...

In yesterday's 10 on Tuesday I wrote about how I was sorta afraid that the dudes Rusty was meeting up with were going to murder him & eat his remains. Today I am happy to announce that Rusty made it home intact and very much alive...Yay!

But I think they may have poisoned him. No joke.

Am I crazy? Probably, but that's totally besides the point. Rusty's been sick all day and I'm not talking about headache/achy kind of sick either. I'm talking about the can't get off the pot/I think a creature from the movie 'Alien' is about to hatch out of my stomach kind of sick.

Poor dude kept trying to wake me up last night to tell me he was dying but being the deep sleeper that I am I merely told him I was sorry and turned the other way so his heavy breathing & cries for help wouldn't bother my slumber.

It was a bit cold, I know, but in my defense I have to be up at 4am for work. That's right 4am!

He's not doing that much better today and I've only heard from him once, which is pretty strange considering he calls me like 80x a day. But I figure he's just sleeping it off.

All in all though, I think I need to lay off the horror movies. I'm totally imagining these fellas belonging to a colony like the creepy mutants in The Hills Have Eyes cause from what Rusty told me they sorta lived out in the boonies like that too.

Speaking of creepy, have you guys seen the new Woolite commercial that was directed by the amazing Rob Zombie?

So much for laying off the horror.



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