Monday, June 13, 2011

I Really Have To Stop Giving Shitty Movies A Chance...

Alright, I was no where near productive this weekend. OK, that's a bit of a lie. I actually wrote a review post that I had totally slacked on & I washed all but 2 loads of laundry on Friday. I know, I was on fire! So yeah, now we have clean towels, clothes & undies but if it so happens that Rusty is need of white or black socks he's pretty much screwed.

I didn't and I'm not beating myself up over being semi lazy this weekend, the past is the past but I did learn a very valuable lesson this weekend.

Never ever watch a movie starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler. Ever.

I made the mistake of watching 'The Ugly Truth' on TV yesterday & I totally shouldn't of done that. I have this tendency to think that because I liked a movie that I thought I wouldn't have originally of liked (Knight & Day) then it'll be like that with all of them. Yeah...it's not.

They had absolutely no chemistry together & their sexual attraction was a freaking joke. I swear it looked like Katherine Heigl was more attracted to that damn microphone than Gerard Butler. Granted, he's not the sexiest tool in the shed, anymore. Dude should stick to shaving and acting in his original hot Scottish accent. Honestly, I'd rather hear him talk then watch him act.

Especially now that he never shaves and resembles a drunk homeless man. Also, what the eff was up with the scene in the hot air balloon? Ah...fake much?!

My point? I wouldn't recommend anyone watch this movie unless they had a few extra brain cells you wouldn't mind losing but if that's the case I would suggest you just tune into the Real Housewives of OC.

Also, I never thought I'd say this but a tiny Scientologist *cough* Tom Cruise *cough* can be hell of a lot hotter than an ex-Greek King when he's teamed up with right leading lady. *cough* Katherine Heigl sorta sucks *cough*

Hope you all survive Monday! And if you're feeling annoyed by anyone today I suggest you just randomly yell this out -->



  1. ugh! I hate that movie. Everytime I hear/see/read Katherine whatsherface name, I shake my fist!

    I saw that movie, all by myself, and I walked out of the theater. Upset that I wasted my girl day seeing that piece of crap movie & upset I wasted my $ on that piece of crap.

    Hey, at least you did laundry. I did nada. Jackson's screwed.

  2. You should check out Gerard Butler in "Rocknrolla" or "Law-Abiding Citizen".

  3. I'm so sorry you had to endure that! I still haven't watched "Knocked Up" because I hate Katherine Hiegel so much. How does that chick keep getting work? I don't really get the whole Gerald Butler thing either. I'll take Bradley Cooper any day!

  4. I thought I was going to like that movie, too. And then I didn't. I don't even think I made it all the way through?

  5. I *think* I saw that movie. Can't remember any specifics of it, which probably means that it truly did suck, like you said.

  6. I actually watched this movie in the theatre and it did suck. The other guy though, the doctor next door was kinda hot, he is what made the movie bearable for me.

  7. OMG I HATED the Ugly Truth. I only watched it because I was on a 9 hour flight and had run out of other things to watch. I cannot stand Katherine Heigl - I LOATHE her. The movie sucked in general but she made it extra sucky.


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