Tuesday, May 3, 2011

10 On Tuesday

I'm warning all of y'all right now...this post is probably not going to make a lot of sense & will most likely be filled with bitterness due to only sleeping 4.5 hours last night (I hate you Rusty's late nights!).

You've been 'officially' warned and you're now welcome to continue --->

1. In case it wasn't already apparent, I'm tired. I would like nothing more than to lay my head down on the desk in front of me & pass out until someone brings me Chick-fil-A for lunch (yeah, I'm hungry too).

2. I don't know why but I'm breaking out like I'm in junior high school.

3. When I purchased 'scratch resistant' lenses I expected them to be 'scratch resistant'. Obviously that was stupid of me because LensCrafters has informed me that although they are 'scratch resistant' there is absolutely NO guarantee that they won't get scratched. So...I guess what they're really saying is that they're fucking liars & stole my money.

4. Don't ever run over a day old dead skunk. If you thought they smelled bad alive, you sure have another thing coming when parts of it's corpse gets wedged in the tread of your tire. *gag*

5. Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (part 1) was SO much better than I thought it would be. I can't wait to see Part 2 in July. Maybe I'll even join the geek club & read the books...maybe.

6. Can we please move past talking about the death of Osama Bin Laden? I was over it about 5 minutes after it was announced. I'm glad he's out of the picture but it's not like all of our problems are solved. Lets move on to the next 8,000 shall we.

7. Parents, don't let your kids walk all over you. You're the boss, grab your (hypothetical) sack & take charge.

8. Putting your FB status as "being a proud mom cause my baby is holding it's 'boob bottle' like a big boy" sort of skeeves me out.

9. We should be able to throw rocks at hypocrites. Not big one's, just big enough to make them go 'Ahh that stung!'. (Bwahaha...thinking about this totally made me laugh out loud)

10. I have a gift certificate to purchase a swimsuit but I've been putting it off because I keep telling myself I'm going to lose 10lbs by July so it would be pointless to order it now. The truth is I'm better off in a mu-mu because I'm mentally unprepared when it comes to wearing that little bit of clothing in public.

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  1. Laughing out loud all by my lonesome here...that comic swimsuit chick!

    "shit, I feel a weird breeze, I wonder if I have a labia hanging out.."

    Funny stuff.

    Sorry you're sleep deprived, Lin. I can't think of too many things that suck more than being exhausted. Hope you get some sleep (and some food) soon. And don't sweat the swimsuit thing too much. Everyone else is usually too worried about their own muffin tops that they don't notice ours. Except for those smug yoga ass bitches. They're judging.

  2. I imagine I'll be smelling skunk all day thank you very much. Yuck. And, I really hope someone brings you Chick-fil-A for lunch. :)

  3. I laughed out loud at numbers 3 and 9. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

  4. The cartoon made me laugh out loud at my desk & make my c/w ask...what's so funny?!

    I think FB should have some sort of warning, like iTunes does..."are you SURE you want to post this status? I mean, it's ridiculous and it's making you look like a douche" ha! if only.

  5. Great great post Lin! And I laughed out loud too at the throwing of the small rock at hypocrits...I totally think we should...I suspect I'd be a target once in a while, but that's a chance I'm willing to take just to institute the practice.

  6. Ummm, *looks down in shame* I actually like the smell of dead skunk. *shifts eyes* I would love to hit one someday. It would be glorious! ...

    Who was that crazy person that just typed the above? Certainly not me! Deny, deny, deny!

  7. You know, for whatever reason this is the first time I've ever paraded my butt over here....and I'm glad I did =) sent you an email to say hello as well. And I agree that Chic-Fil-A ROCKS MY WORLD!!

  8. Fabulous! You should totally read the HP books, because especially in the last couple of movies they had to leave some things out. Yeah, I'm one of the people who read them, I like to read sue me!

    And I LOVE the swimsuit cartoon!! I'm always anxious about going out in a swimsuit, but vacationing regularly at a resort has taught me one important lesson: There will always be someone twice your size wearing half as much. Seriously. I don't care if you're the freakin' Stay-Puft marshmallow man (and I *know* you aren't, that joker was bigger than huge buildings!), there will be someone bigger wearing naught but a Speedo. :)

  9. ok love the swimsuit comic cause thats gonna be me in about a month. oh swimsuits i hate you so so much. also you should DEFINATELY read the harry potter books! they are so much better than the movies- so if you like the movies just think how much you'll like the books! and I didn't even bother with lenscrafters for my glasses, i went to sams, got the cutest pair for under 100 including lenses!!


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