Tuesday, April 26, 2011

10 On Tuesday

Jumping right in...

1. I've only slept 4.5 hours. I thought only people with kids only had to deal with shitty sleep schedules.

2. This Royal Wedding bull needs to hurry up and end already. I'm so over all of it and hearing people talk about how they'll be up at 1am watching it. Why? Haven't you heard of a DVR or the Internet? The only thing I'm interested in seeing is Kate's dress.

3. Finally went clothes shopping over the weekend, woot! I found 2 pairs of jeans that actually fit & aren't a shameful size (although I know just how lumpy I really am) but they're about 6 inches too long. So yeah, I have new clothes, I just can't wear them cause I'm short.

4. Any of you seen the movie 'Chloe' with Julianne Moore & Amanda Seyfried? If you have you already know that it sucks ass but my question is, what was up with the ending being so lame? Also, this entire movie was a giant excuse for being able to watch Julianne Moore & Amanda Seyfriend go lesbo on each other. I'm a little pissed they didn't throw in a nude scene for Mr. Liam Neeson.

5. Donuts = heaven

6. I made the mistake of stepping on the scale this morning. To make matters worse I did it naked & in front of a large mirror. Obviously, lack of sleep has got me making really stupid decisions.

7. Gas prices are fucking ridiculous! I've had to fill up 2x in the last 5 days which means I've spent $145 in 5 days...this does not put a smile on face.

8. You know when you think you write an awesome post but later find that it's not nearly as awesome as you thought because only 2 people commented on it? Yeah, it's a total nut punch to the ego.

9. There's no work for the MIL in NorCal so it looks like she's heading down here again, this time for a 6 month job. Again, I'm happy because this little lady can cook a gourmet meal out of canned corn but I'm bummed because she's pretty time consuming.

10. These comics are hilarious cause it's something that's totally happened at one point in my marriage:

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That's all I got...happy Tuesday!

Now excuse me while I go scavange food from our employee kitchenet. Obviously, the fright I caused myself this morning by seeing my round naked image in the mirror has worn off.



  1. I feel you on #8.

    It's spring break. Everyone's watching their kids and frolicking in the sunshine with kittens. Or something.

  2. I know what you mean with the commenting on a post you thought was awesome. I guess it's only awesome to us!

  3. 1. good Lord woman...get some rest!

    2. Seriously. All I'm interested is the dress.

    3. I'm short too. Jean shopping causes me mental anguish.

    4. Nope.

    5. yes. Donuts = heaven. Man, now I'm craving one.

    6. I hate scales.

    7. No shit!

    8. Yeah...

    9. Mmmm..food but bummer, time consuming inlaws sometimes tire me.

    10. LMAO. Those are hilarious!

  4. 2. I'm one of the dorks that will be up at the butt crack of dawn to watch! I've been watching nothing but TLC this week because they've got multiple specials on about Diana's.

    5. Try Dunkin Donut's Boston Creme Pie donut. You'll thank me.

  5. Yes, Chloe was a little odd. And, ummm, the whole lesbian scene was quite, ummm, unexpected. And I kinda had nightmares for a while. Too vivid, thankyouverymuch. *shudder*

  6. I saw Chloe and I got to see Amanda Seyfried naked. ;) Seriously, I thought the ending was lame and deserved to be reworked in order to be more plausible.

    I do keep a scale in my bedroom, but I don't allow mirrors in my bedroom. That's what bathrooms are for. :D

    I've had my moments where I thought a post would get way more than 2 comments and it just sits there with one... Oh well.

    My wife absolutely refuses to slow down and just zips up and down the highways, feeding the gas guzzler of her van 3-4 times a week. Sighs...


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