Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ten on Tuesday

  1. If you haven't watched Chelsea Handler's new show, After Lately then you're officially insane. Yes, insane. This show so effing hilarious! And not just 'bwahaha, that's funny' but more like 'you're laughing so hard that there isn't a damn sound coming out of your mouth' funny. It's basically a female version of Curb Your Enthusiasm, just around the Chelsea Lately studios. Seriously, watch it.

  2. You know those baby update thingy's that every prego chick posts on facebook? Those damn weekly growing updates: "baby is measuring at 6.7 oz and 5.6 inches. Their skin is now covered in a waxy cheesy substance called vernix caseosa, which protects their oh-so-delicate new skin from bruising." well they gross me out. I get that it's a cute tiny baby you're growing in there but the whole 'cheesy substance' thing is just EWW.

  3. I hate cantaloupe. If it taste like nasty butt why does it have to look so good? Every time I see it I try a piece because I think maybe this time I'll actually like it. I still don't.

  4. There's this super nice blogger that I'm sure I'd like a lot more if she didn't appear to be such a damn goody two shoes. It's not her fault, I'm just a cynic.

  5. I'm going to a motocross show in a few weeks & I'm totally nerd excited. Yep, I don't get out much.

  6. Levi's jeggings are the most comfortable pants I've ever worn! They're still jeans but just more 'elasticy'. Feel free to judge...I used to.

  7. As the oldest of my family I think I should get first dibs on using a deceased family members name for my unborn {future} child. Apparently I'm the only one who thinks this because my bro & SIL are taking the name I might {but probably not} have used on my future child. I think I should have at least been asked...no?

  8. I wish I was wittier. Also, it would be nice to be able to come up with come-backs within seconds versus hours. Sometimes I feel like George Costanza & the whole 'jerk store' scenario.

  9. Charlie Sheen is a gross moron. That is all.

  10. I can't wait to see this movie! It looks like she's going back to her 'There's Something About Mary' & 'The Sweatest Thing' days. (click poster for movie trailer)
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  1. Your cantaloupe story sounds like my relationship with grapefruit juice. Gets me every time.... oh gross.

  2. 1. I rarely catch either of her shows, but I did just finish reading her book _My Horizontal Life_. It was good for a few laughs!

    2. Agreed.

    3. I love cantaloupe, but only if it's at the proper ripeness. Unripe=bland and overripe=gritty. Ick!

    4. Hope it's not me! Oh, who am I kidding, I'm usually a grade-A bitch ;)

    6. I don't have Levi's, but I have another brand that's the same type (way more jean than legging) and I big puffy heart them!

    7. I don't really know the etiquette on something like that..but it's something to ponder!

    And...that's about all I've got. Happy Tuesday!

  3. Thank you for sharing Bad Teacher with us! I hadn't heard of it yet. It looks AMAZING!

  4. I feel exactly the same way about cantaloupe! I so badly want to like it but ick.

  5. i agree with what you said about charlie sheen. it's as simple as that! gross moron!

  6. Oh no! I LOVE cantaloupe. I have it for lunch every day.
    I'm totally with you on Charlie Sheen! He needs to go kick rocks already.

  7. I popped over from BFG because I liked the tone of your comment to her. I think you're just the right kind of witty for me, but I tend toward snarkiness and ungooditwoshoesness... Look forward to more of your posts.

  8. I have two pairs of jeggings which I love, but I haven't tried Levi's version yet. Levi's are my fave brand of jeans ever though, so I HAVE to!

    I'm not a fan of cantaloupe either, but the sad thing is that I just keep eating it anyhow. Same with watermelon, which I like even less than cantaloupe!


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