Tuesday, February 9, 2010

This, That & Some Housewife Gossip

It's gloomy as heck outside & I'm totally being a debbie downer today. It's one of those days where you want to do stuff but you just don't have the energy or the drive to do any of it. Blah...

And because of all the above I've decided to not post a favorite movie today. I have a ton of movies in my head but I lack the drive to write about them. Why do something half arsed & then regret it later...so I'm not doing it. Instead I'm gonna annoy you all with a little bit of mind numbing gossip & a boring life update. I know, you're so lucky, haha.
  • My birthday is in 8 days. Wo-hoo? Sure, why not. I'm going to be 27 & seriously I'm just about done keeping count, lol.

  • Rusty wants to take me out for a day of happiness at the Magic Kingdom on my b-day but since it falls on a Wednesday (totally lame) I'm not sure about taking it off & then having to show to work for one more day. Ha, who am I kidding? I'm totally gonna take a vacation day.

  • We don't have anything planned for Valentines Day. We've never celebrated it. Don't know why but it's never been a 'real' holiday to me. Maybe it's because it's so close to my b-day & I'd prefer for a dude to hold onto that cash & buy me something super fly for my b-day *wink*. I think we actually tried doing the whole going out to a movie thing on V-Day once but everyone & their mom had the same idea so we ditched it quick.

  • I'm going to try bribing talking Rusty into going with me to see the movie Valentines Day sometime next week. However, I'm slightly more interested in watching Shutter Island, which premieres next Friday so I might skip V-day til it comes out on DVD .

  • I bought 9 boxes of Girl Scout cookies over the weekend (Pls don't judge too harshly). I swear they're like cookie crack...I.Cant.Get.Enough. 'Dear Girl Scouts, Your cookies are so good that my hand was almost bitten off by Rusty because I went for one of his Thin Mints. If it weren't for my ninja like reflexes it would have been a goner. Thank goodness I watched all those kung fu movies as a child....Love, Lin FattyMcFatty'

  • I'm giving serious thought to switching over to Wordpress. A couple of days ago I noticed my links were not the color they were before so I went in & changed it. Nothing happened. I tried again...& nothing changed again. It's really pissing me off because I cant fix it & I hate having royal blue links that turn purple after you click on them. I had to change my background just to make it look decent...me no likely. I've heard a lot of great things about Wordpress but I'm scared I'm going mess it all up & end up with no blog.

Gossip talk:.

Don't know if you recall but a while ago I posted about Tamra Barney (aka: Trash Talk Queen of O.C.) having been kicked to the curb by her controlling out of work husband, Simon. If you don't know the dilio click here. Alright, well it seems that the TTQ Tamra has one up-ed Simon by taking it to the sheets with one of his BFF (Eddie Judge). For reals.

According to Simons facebook (classy, I know) he claims he saw both of them holding hands at a club in Vegas & was all 'Oh noooo...now how I am supposed to get free publicity for my cheap tequila?' ha ha, just fooling, he didn't say that. He did however play the victim by saying 'I started to feel weak and fell to my knees. The doorman helped me and by the time I had regained my composure they both left to the other side of the club.'

Whatever...these two need to make up, they're so full of it. After watching the shows last episode I cant stand them any more than I can stand Lynn's stupidity & her trampy daughter Alexis. Is my disgust enough to get me to stop watching? Heck no.

Here's a picture of Tamra & her new guido:

I really hope my gold diggin' girl Gretchen brings up all this crap next season & throws it in her face like she did to her. Gretchen might have had some boobie/toilet pictures floating around in cyber space but at least she hasn't been doing the dirty deed with her not even ex-husbands' friends. Tamra is a serious dirty girl fo sho'. I feel really bad for those kids...no wonder creepy Ryan's such a f*ck up.

Read the article on this mess here.



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  1. We don't really celebrate V-day either...but I would LOVE to watch Valentine's Day!! Omg, it looks sooo good :)

    And yum for Girl Scout cookies...no judgment here-last year I wrote a post about my addiction to Thin Mints while pregnant, haha!


  2. sorry you were having a blah day. I keep having those lately. lol I don't really do anything for Valentine's Day but I am this weekend b/c it's just a friend day saturday night and girl's day sunday so it's fun.

    I don't know if you entered the Holey Donuts giveaway or not, but if you could check out this post and do so for my blog, it would mean a TON for my family and you can enter for the book afterwards too if you wish!:



  3. Well happy early birthday...Mine is in April (where I will be turning 26 Again this year)...and we dont do the whole Vday thing either.

    Sorry about your blah day today...hopefully it gets better soon! Love your blog!

  4. we never go out for Valentines Day either, just get each other cards and hang out at home.

  5. I hate BLAH days... sorry you're having one! I like the new blog-makeover. I'm anti wordpress. Just because. There's no particular reason. :-D

    Happy early birthday!!


  6. PS - I want to hunt you down and steal your girlscout cookies. I have no girlscouts near me. And would shank a bi*ch for some cookies right now. Not even gonna lie.

  7. PSS - Tamra is such a skeeze. I love that show. I can't stand ANY of them. Will.never.stop.watching.

    Sorry for the 9jillion comments. I'm a little off today.

  8. I won't judge about the cookies. I bought 5 myself! Or was it six? I don't remember, all I know is that the Caramel Delights are my weakness.

  9. I hate Lynne. She's so stupid. I'm not a big Gretchen fan either but at least her heart was in the right place about talking to Lynne's daughter. And that stupid teenager needs a knot jerked in her tail. Why can't her parents see all that?? Becuz if they put a stop to it, they have to focus on THEIR OWN problems...Eviction!!!!
    And Tamra....whatta ho. This whole season has been about the men and adding them to the Housewives Mix. I don't need them. I hate Simon. He hates Vickie becuz SHE'S RIGHT!! That's why Eddy hates me!!!


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