Friday, January 8, 2010

Another One Bites The Dust

In a place where money, fake boobies, botox & tanning is a must, this news doesn't really surprise me.

Really, I was almost positive that it would be another couple but hey this couple wasn't far from the top of the list. While reading the daily gossip news last night I read that one of my favorite train wreck/drama queens is getting divorced.

Who, you ask? It's none other than the Gretchen Rossi hater herself:

Tamra Barney

Yep. Looks like Simon is finally quitting her ass. In the divorce papers filed by Simon on Jan 7 at Lamoreaux Justice Center in Orange, Simon says, “Petitioner (Simon) contends that Respondent (Tamra) has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity." Irreconcilable differences” were also cited.

Simon & Tamra Barney

I've been watching this show for years now & I cant get enough of it. I'm so ashamed & yet I cant stop watching. I have the same love/hate relationship going with The Bad Girls Club (don't judge). To be completely honest I'm glad they're getting divorced. They're really boring & Simon is really freakin' controlling. I don't know how Tamra ever put up with that shit.

Then again it's not all Simons' fault I'm sure. If you've ever watched the show you'd know that Tamra is a big o' biatch who loves to talk smack on everyone (particularly my gold diggin' girl Gretchen) & is the perfect example to the saying 'you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl'. The buzz around gossip town is that Tamra has moved out their house (which I thought they were trying to sell) & moved into a 2 bedroom apartment. I wonder if her creepy son Ryan is gonna bum off mommy some more now that Simon isn't there to stop it?

I watched last nights' episode of The Housewives of OC & was flabbergasted (yep, I went there) that Vicki & Don renewed their wedding vows. I thought fo' sho' Don was gonna quit Vicki this season. I guess if I was him I'd stick it out too. She makes a shit ton of moola, doesn't require a lot of his attention & gives him nice stuff....this dude is SMART.

If you're not watching already, tune in every Thursday @10 pm on Bravo TV. They just added this new housewife (Alexis) who is totally Christan but has the biggest boobies ever, her husband is freakishly controlling & loves showing her 'assets' off but hates for her to flaunt them (????). Oh, & Gretchen is now dating gross Slade, & Lynne is still acting like she took her daily dose of pot brownies *wink*.

Now, knowing all this...how could you not want to watch?


  1. I'm sorry, we have to talk about this show some more. I'm OBSESSED. I've missed basically this whole season and I'm DYING just waiting for the finale marathon so I can catch up!!! Lynne is SUCH a moron!!!! And I'm not surprised about Tamra & Simon either. They're both jerks!


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