Thursday, December 17, 2009

Why doesn’t this surprise me?

Wow, I don’t even know how to start this…all I can do is laugh, ha ha.

Ok...I was on Dlisted & they had a post titled “Drunk 4 Year Old Crossdresser Gone Wild”…*giggle*…so you know I had read it.

All I seriously kept thinking after reading that title was man some jacked up hick parents dressed up their lil boy like a tranny & video taped it, I’m totally gonna watch it! Don’t judge.

Well it seems that a 4 yr old lil boy in Chattanooga, TN was found wondering the streets of his neighborhood, drunk & wearing a little girls dress around 1 am. No, you didn’t read that incorrectly. I did say drunk & wearing a dress.

Somehow this 4 year old, Hayden Wright, opened up one of his gramps’ Bud Light beers *giggle* after going into the kitchen to find something to drink & didn’t find anything. After chuggin' down some of his brewski he decided to leave his house and party like a rock star & wondered into his nieghbors house (through an unlocked door). Hayden then spotted some presents under their tree & decided to open some. Needless to say, one of the presents he opened was a purtty brown dress & being the drunken rock star that he was, he decided put it on.

Another neighbor called the po-po after seeing Hayden wondering the streets on his own. Ok…all kidding aside, this is sad. After almost peeing in my pantaloons, I started to wonder what kind of a parent doesn’t notice their kid wondered out at 1am? Then I saw the news video…And. It. All. Made. Sense.
Go ahead & watch it...you know you want to ;)

Jaw dropping comment of the day compliments of mom:
“He wants to get in trouble to so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”

Holy cow…B&E at 4 years old, I’d hate to see what he’ll be doing at 10 *gulp*.

I guess CPS looked into this & they didn’t think the home was unfit or anything so Hayden gets to stay home with mommy & wait for daddy to finish up his stint in the hokey. Hopefully his mom will learn to lock up the house & brewski’s better from now on.


  1. That's too sad. I don't even know what to say?!

  2. OMG! That is funny and utterly sad too.

    Do you think they put the "child proofing" door thingies on before or after he escape? I am thinking they put them there after to try and look good for the cameras.

    He wants to be just like his daddy!

  3. This is so bizarre. There's a fine line between hilarious and heartbreaking, and I'm not sure how to feel about this??? Someone needs to separate from that stellar influence on her child. ::facepalm::

  4. I'm speechless!!! CPS let the kid stay?! WTH!?

  5. Heartbreaking, just so sad. Poor little boy :(


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